Tiger’s website says he underwent “arthroscopic knee surgery” last week and will be out 4-6 weeks while he rehabilitates.
Translation (from internal memo):
Worn part #52a92J replaced in subject Gpr8#kl2. Actual time out of commission: 5.8 Earth minutes. Cover story issued to handlers. “Arthroscopic knee surgery” often requires 4-6 weeks of rehabilitation time in actual humans, therefore subject and handlers may use this as justification for not participating in several undesirable events as well as recent loss at the human revered “Masters.”
This “down time” and distraction allows us to focus on our internal reorganization and determine how best to assign our assets between subjects Gpr8#kl2 and Bw8^p4m. For those not previously involved in subject Bw8^p4m’s development and assimilation, we gave it a human female form with Mexican heritage and call it “Lorena Ochoa.” You will receive further information if you are transitioning to this case.
April 23, 2008 at 5:41 pm
You own the complete Star Trek DVD collection, don’t you GC?
;P
April 23, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Not a single one. Go figure. :o)
April 23, 2008 at 6:25 pm
My mistake, the “X-Files” then?
😀 (I crack me up.)
Good stuff as always GC. Can’t wait for the next installment.
April 24, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Oh that was TOO funny! I can tell you’re a MUCH better writer than RonMon or Kiel or Wolfie! A few more stories like that and you’ll be knocking old Bald One off his #1 perch!!
All the best,
BV