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Everything’s fine in private and women are always fair game

Sorry, Sergio. Gary Player’s comments about the use of performance enhancing drugs by some Tour players was, for a moment, a bigger story than the golf at the Open Championship at Carnoustie.

Now taking over those headlines is the story of Royal & Ancient official Graham Brown who made racist jokes during his speech at a dinner for the Association of Golf Writers. Those jokes made him seem both Royal and Ancient and apparently some people were offended.

Boy, where do I start with this one?

From The Guardian about Brown’s speech:

…included jokes about “Nips” and “all Japanese looking the same”, another about black caddies at Augusta and a story about two disabled golfers. The speech followed a toast proposed by the former BBC golf correspondent Tony Adamson which included a joke about a player punching his wife in the mouth.

Hilarious! Tony Adamson threw a good one in there, too. What isn’t funny about spousal abuse? I guess BBC golf correspondents aren’t expected to live up to the same high standards as R&A officials, because no one seems to be up in arms about that gem. Or maybe it’s just so embedded in golf tradition to belittle and trivialize women that no one was offended by that little nugget. I wonder – does the AGW include any female writers? Are women even allowed in that tent?

I guess it’s at least progress that people are upset about the “jokes” regarding Asian, black and disabled people. It’s probably safe to assume all the people at the butt of those “jokes” were men, hence the attention.

Wait, did I say something about “high standards” of R&A officials? Ahem.

Brown was removed as an official at the Open Championship, but not asked to resign.

So how did the R&A CEO Peter Dawson respond to the heat? From an AP story:

Dawson distanced the R&A from Brown’s jokes but said he would not be asked to resign.

First of all, this was a private dinner. Graham was a guest invited in a private capacity and was speaking as such. He was in no way representing the R&A,” Dawson said. “We know Graham Brown very well, and I can say absolutely that he is certainly not a racist as an individual. But I have spoken to him today. He is horrified at the impression he has left and horrified at learning the effects of some of his remarks.

“The R&A would not wish to be associated with that kind of thing.”

Yeah, I bet they wouldn’t. As for Brown not being a racist, I’m not sure that argument flies. Sure, maybe you don’t have to be a stupid person to do stupid things, but I’m pretty sure you have to be a racist to make racist jokes. And what’s that part about not being a racist “as an individual?” Dawson just said Brown wasn’t representing the R&A, so what else but an individual was he when he made those remarks?

And I don’t think a “private dinner” allows for offensive remarks the same way “private clubs” can pick and choose which individuals or groups can join.

A lot has been written about golf being an elitist sport and that it has come a long way since the days of the white boys club. I think this is a big step backwards. Just because a tradition is “time honored” doesn’t make it right. That no one seems to care about the “joke” about a player hitting his wife, that the R&A seems to want to protect this bozo, and that only some people were offended proves we haven’t come far at all.

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Paula Creamer runs

Paula Creamer bleeds? Fades?

However you want to put it, Paula’s so pink she should only be washed with like colors. Look what happened to this poor dolphin after Paula got in the water with it.

paula creamer dolphin

Before.

pink dolphin

After.

H/T to William Wolfrum.

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Gender confusion?

Why do people insist on including gender when describing some professions or activities?

“What does he do for a living?”male nurse

“He’s a male nurse.”

We’ve already established we’re talking about a male. Do they think if they just say “nurse” we’re going to assume he magically turns into a woman when he goes to work? Do male and female nurses provide different care?

“He’s a male model.”

Oh, if you would have just said “model,” I would have assumed he was cross dressing because there aren’t enough female models to go around.

Then when it comes to women, it seems these types of qualifications are often used for the sporting professions. Lady golfer, woman soccer player, female wrestler. Okay, the wrestling might actually be a different sport, especially if there’s mud involved, but you get my point. You might find yourself under attack if you said “female neurosurgeon,” “lady firefighter,” or “woman plumber.” But for sports, it seems to be accepted.

Let’s examine how it should be done. If you’ve already established gender, there is no need to throw the adjective in there. He’s a nurse. She’s a CEO. He’s a model. She’s a golfer.

But but but… what about Golf Chick? Don’t get your feathers all atwitter. The word “golf” describes what kind of chick I am, instead of the other way around.

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Seems like a different tournament without Wie

Or is it just me? The whole production, the vibe of the event… it all actually seems like a golf tournament instead of a circus with a sideshow.

Without Wie around, we actually got to see some footage of Jesper Parnevik at the John Deere. In fact, had he made that putt for his third birdie in a row, I was going to dub him Jesper Birdienevik. He missed it and birdied the next hole for 3 out of 4, but that didn’t cut my mustard. Three in a row, Jesper. That’s the deal.

Another fresh face is on the scene and we were treated to some coverage of this little cutie:

philip francis

Philip Francis, the 18 year old amateur out of Scottsdale, AZ. Will he really play for UCLA or will he get the pro bug and bug out?

The kid looked like he was just having a blast out there. He shot 3 over in the first round with what looked like his buddy on the bag. They were all smiles and chit chatting along the way. He nailed a great second shot on 17 to give himself an eagle opportunity and both boys just looked psyched. He missed it and tapped in for birdie and they headed off to 18 as if they were just going out to hook up with some girls at the movies. Very relaxed and carefree. Not that seeing Duffy Waldorf making a run with his fancy golf balls and watching Billy Mayfair actually sink putts with that crazy stroke wasn’t interesting, but the addition of this Francis kid really brightened things up. He’s T129 and probably has to shoot under par today to make the cut. I’ll be rooting for him.

I was going to switch over to the Jamie Farr Owens Corning Classic today and watch the women play, but here on the west coast, it’s on at the same time as the John Deere. I have old school Tivos so I can only record one thing at a time. So today, both Tivos will be rolling so I can root for the kid as I bloop-bloop my way through the coverage and still not miss the women’s event.

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A tip from my favorite caddie

Jamboy logoProbably my favorite golf blog to read is The Reluctant Jam Boy. No filler posts, no reviews, no gratuitous keyword whoring, just good stories from his life as a caddie. Tom’s writing is funny, clever and entertaining and I truly enjoy every single post.

His last two posts are of his experiences caddying for Ian Baker-Finch and the CEO of Ritz-Carlton and then meeting Mr. Baker-Finch at the CBS Tower at Tiger Woods’ tournament at The Congressional. With his new promotion to caddie master and the stellar job he did as IBF’s caddie, it looks like he’s going to be the new caddie master at the new private Jack Nicklaus course where it took place. Congratulations and best of luck, Tom! Just please don’t go getting all professional on us, stop smoking rocks and start taming down your writing.

The first of those two IBF posts was 22 pages long! Of course, it seemed like 4.5 pages because the first page seemed like 1/4 page, then the next five pages started seeming like 1/2 page then they blended into the next 10 pages which seemed like 2 pages then the next page was really on its own so that just seemed like a page and the rest of the 5 pages only seemed like 1.25 pages. You’ll have to read it to understand. It’ll only take a minute. You might even find your “special purpose.”

So what’s the tip?

Anyway, within one of those pages I found a brilliant little nugget I just have to share. He talked about being sure to put bug spray on the brim of his hat! I can’t believe I’m such an imbecile that I never thought of that. Actually, yes I can.

bug smear hat

I couldn’t really get a clear photo of it no matter what lighting/flash combination I used and this is the best I got. For some reason, little bugs like to fly up under the brim of my hat and land there. Then I go to swat them away and inevitably end up with a smear like this I’m stuck staring at for the rest of the round, distracting me from my game.

Bug spray on a hat – duh! Thanks, Jam Boy – I owe you a tip.

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The Golfchick Chronicles are back

When I was on blogger, I had a feature called the “Golfchick Chronicles,” so people could read my entire blog starting with the very first post. Yep, people actually do it. Since I moved to this domain and my new host, I’ve had that feature disabled because it relies on permalinks within every post that link to the next sequential post. It was a hassle to get them all switched over, but it’s finally done, so the feature is back and listed in my right sidebar column.

Phew! I deserve a(nother) margarita. Oh yeah, that was a lot of tedium so if I glazed over and messed up on any of them and you happen to notice, please let me know! And I apologize if your feed readers went bananas as I updated them all.

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Oh come on, putting is hard enough

bear on golf course

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New Worldgolf column: thoughts on par

In my latest column at worldgolf, I discuss the relevance (or irrelevance) of the almighty par.

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Condi: “I love anything with a score at the end.”

A.) Too much information
B.) Are you keeping track of the score in Iraq or are you too busy golfing?

This Washington Post article (which I found via GFW’s Editor’s blogs) focuses mostly on Condoleezza Rice’s jaunt to the AT&T National at Congressional Country Club and rubbing elbows with Tiger Woods. The part that disturbs me is in the intro paragraph:

Rice took up golf two years ago and has been taking lessons at the course on Andrews Air Force Base, where she recently shot an 89.

Two years in and she’s shooting 89? I know from experience that requires a level of obsession that should be reserved for people with less important jobs. Like NFL Commissioner. So Condi, until that’s your title, please do more Secretary of State stuff.

Get your U-groove on, lady

Surprisingly, Ms. 89 is more concerned with controlling the spin of the ball than the spin of the information. I’m surprised she doesn’t fudge her scores and put up 100+’s just so we feel reassured. I mean, for someone with such advanced anti-truth skills, she sure don’t know when to use them. Evidently, the honor system in golf is more important than in government. But come on, Condi, even if golf had the level of checks and balances you’re used to, you know how to bob and weave. But it doesn’t, so if ever it was appropriate to sandbag, this is it.

Meanwhile, I’ll set us up a tee time for January 2009 and I’ll honor all your padded strokes for our match. Golf chick v. Rice. Be there.

Condoleezza's workout

I’ll be ready, Condi.

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Personal golf tips and swing thoughts

Yesterday I played golf with a slightly crazy and ultra fun friend, Jeanette. Her father was a teaching pro so she’s been playing for a long time and probably got a lot of great golf tips over the years.

She goes through a round with impeccable etiquette, a casual demeanor and hilarious commentary, and playing golf with her is a complete joy. We also give the cart girl a lot of business when we play together, but that’s beside the point.

Everyone has their own swing thoughts and I know mine change from time to time depending on what part of my swing needs the most focus. Slow and smooth, spine angle, and eye on the ball are some of my recurring favorites. Yesterday I discovered Jeanette’s swing thoughts and the personal system she uses to keep them in mind. Her swing thoughts were somewhat surprising to me, but the delivery method was classic, quirky Jeanette. She had this slip of paper taped under the bill of her visor:

ASHLEY swing thought

I guess I should have asked her if the name Ashley had significance but I was too busy laughing. Never heard the swing thought “You da man” before. But she definitely is da man.

I got the feeling she had been using this system for quite awhile and that “Ashley” was very important and had become something of a security blanket for her. But with Jeanette, you have to expect the unexpected. She abandoned her swing thoughts in the bathroom stall after the 7th hole. I went in second and found Ashley taped to the wall behind the toilet and quietly rescued it for a memento. She hammered her drive on the 8th, made a solid par and finished the round with only one blow up hole. I guess yesterday was the magic day when she finally had the swing thoughts she needed set to memory. And Ashley has been set free.

I think it’s brilliant and that others might benefit from it. Whether you need to think of alignment or take your mind off those pesky details and just “look good” – there’s something here for everyone! Personally, the less I think the better I play.

If anyone out there has heard of other unusual or unique swing thoughts or systems, I’d love to hear them!

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