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Who wants to golf tomorrow? The Katrina Relief Effort

Do you live in the Southern California area? Do you have a few free hours tomorrow afternoon or could you make some time available?

The SCGA golf course in Murrieta, CA is hosting a tournament for the Katrina Relief Effort.

It’s a shotgun start at 1:00, and your $100 donation (in its entirety) goes to the Red Cross for the Katrina Relief Effort and is 100% deductible. The SCGA is donating the course and as of about 5:30 today, they have a lot of donations but only 70 golfers, so there’s plenty room for more. Just call them in the morning to sign up before you head over there. Their number is 800-PLAY-SCG(A) or 951-677-7446. Even if you’ve already donated, it’s another hundred clams that goes to the cause PLUS, you get to golf! If you can’t attend, maybe you know some folks who would be interested, and anyone can call the course to donate.

The Outback Steakhouse will be barbecueing around noon to provide you with lunch upon your arrival for registration. There will be prizes and events out on the course and a dinner provided by Chili’s at the end of the round.

For more information on the event, go to www.scga.org and for more information on the course, go to www.scgagolfcourse.com.

I hope to see you out there!

-Kristen

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Another milestone and I love match play


I am the new B-flight champion of the Treehouse Golf Club. Up until the last six holes, it felt like the worst round I’d played in months. Even though I had a few decent holes in the beginning of the round, from #5 to #12, I had one par, one bogey, three triples, two quadruples and one +5 (fo shizzle my fizzle?)! Yikes! Luckily, it was match play. Before you roll your eyes and “pshaw” away my win or think I didn’t deserve it (I almost felt I didn’t), let me describe it further. Even though I took an 11 and two 9s in the round, those were just three holes. In stroke play, that would be a disaster, but I knew I still had a good chance to win if I could concentrate and focus.

Diagnosing the problem – adjust what you can control

I was one down after 12, went back to square on 13, stayed even on 14, then went one up, two up, three up in decisive fashion to win 3 and 1. If I hadn’t had such a strong finish and would have just squeaked by, I would have been ashamed to win. However, I put together some solid golf holes at the end after I guess I finally convinced myself I had to relax and play my game. I had been gripping my club so tightly I was actually hooking the ball, which I don’t normally do. I was tense and my swing felt awkward and I couldn’t seem to overcome my mental obstacles. I really wanted to win and I was psyching myself out and worrying about things I couldn’t control, like the fact that my opponent plays the course we were on every week in his men’s club. The handicap system doesn’t make adjustments for those kinds of advantages. Also, his handicap used to be just on the B-flight side of the cusp, and is currently solidly in the A-flight category. I guess you have to play out the competition in the flight where you began. I had to play the white tees with him but my course handicap was adjusted accordingly. Plus, I’m a relatively long hitter for a woman and he’s a relatively short hitter for a man but has a great short game. They do say that the handicap system is the great equalizer. We both ended up netting a 74. I knew if I played like I know I can play I could beat him. He was definitely a tough customer! After the disastrous middle of the round, I easily could have completely unraveled, but — did I mention — I really wanted to win! Throughout the round, even the embarassing holes, I kept a positive attitude and never became grumpy, which is always a struggle for me. I get so upset with myself when I do badly even on one hole, but it’s especially important in match play to leave bad holes behind. There’s definite difference between a positive attitude and a carefree one. If I get too happy-go-lucky, which can happen when trying too hard to let go of the bad stuff, my game can suffer just as much as if I get down on myself. Kind of the same way that a little bit of anger management on the tee can result in a great drive but letting the anger fester and boil can ruin not only your round but those of the players in your foursome. Sure, the game requires skill, but I think it’s mostly mental. I think playing it is also helping my general life skills. Practicing at the range can help build muscle memory and otherwise enhance my swing skills. Playing recreational or friendly competition rounds does that plus helps advance my situational golf skills and knowledge, and lets me develop and hone my mental game. Playing competitive tournament rounds lets me do all of the above with a serious emphasis on the mental side while testing my mettle.

Fight to the finish

I took some deep breaths and made some solid shots, getting my confidence back and turning the momentum in my favor. He never made it easy on me, either; we were really battling there towards the end. Two holes in a row, we tied with pars but I won them because I got a stroke on each. I’m not ashamed, but the win wasn’t as satisfying as my past wins because I didn’t play as strong of a round. In fact, according to my calculator, I played 2 over my handicap target which in stroke play probably shouldn’t be a tournament winning round. I guess that’s the beauty of match play. Ultimately, I made it happen when I had to.

After the round was over, I knew I hadn’t completely relaxed out there because I felt myself literally breathe a sigh of relief back at the clubhouse and I could feel my body release the tension. Today, a lot of muscles I don’t usually pay attention to feel fatigued, probably from that tension. And this was just for B-flight championship (best of the worst?) in a rinky-dink club in a rinky-dink town. Well, gotta start getting competitive golf experience somewhere, right?

In three weeks, I go up against the A-flight champion for the overall club championship. I posted some really good scores this month, so I expect my handicap to be lower and I know the slope rating will be lower, so I’ll probably end up getting fewer strokes from this guy than my B-flight opponent! And his tournament play has been so strong — he’s among the low net leaders for sure. I guess I’ll just have to bring my A game for the A-flight guy. And who knows… win or lose, next season I just might be in the A-flight with him.

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Record Round with an Asterisk

I posted an 89! The SCGA doesn’t keep records of asterisks, but if it did, it would see that 89 was an adjusted score. So, I broke 90, but I still haven’t broken 90. Since there was an 8x in there as well, I don’t really know what my actual score would have been, but probably no more than 92. Either way, it’s a record round for me because up until now, I had not even come close to 90. I was playing from the white tees at Moorpark Country Club, (Canyon Crest/Ridgeline), which is rated 75.0/128 for women. I had 8 pars! On the front nine (Canyon Crest) I was 4 over after 8 and then doubled that on the par 5 #9 with a 9 (adjusted to 8). All my disaster holes were the par 5’s, where I usually kick butt. Maybe because on this course they’re longer than I’m used to so I’m trying to do too much with each shot and spazzing my way up to the green. I might be able to drive as long as some men, but my follow up clubs are not as solid yet. I know some would argue that’s why I should be playing from the reds, and I actually intended to, but the guys I was playing with were already split up between the blues and the whites and I didn’t want to add another tee stop to our round.

Bragging Rights

Speaking of those guys, they invited me to play skins with them after the first 9, and I was hesitant because of the difference in our experience levels, but went ahead with it anyway. So we played the back nine and went on to get in as many as we could on the third nine (Creekside) and ended up with 15 holes for our skins game. Totaling up skins, polies, greenies and sandies, the final tally was 10-9-4-1. I even forced a carry over with a clutch birdie (I think I had a polie there that I didn’t count, too). I didn’t end up taking that hole because one of my opponents tied it up with a sweet par 2 holes later. So, I didn’t owe anyone and they all had to pay me, plus, I’m told I have bragging rights now. Hence the bragging! Thanks, guys — that was fun!

Personal best with an asterisk?

I had a huge fight with my boyfriend over my score from this round. I know, I know, that’s what we fight about? He wasn’t there to see how well I was playing, so I had to relay the account of the round. My first words were “I shot a 90 today.” (I hadn’t adjusted my 9 yet). There was my mistake. According to Greg, since the 90 included an 8x, I should have said “I shot an adjusted 90 today.” And, according to him, I can’t claim it as my personal best because I don’t know what my actual score was. Before this 90*, my best score was the 98 from the whites at Mountain View, which is a shorter and less difficult course. That was only about a month and a half ago and was the first time I’d broken 100 on a real (non-executive) course. I’m happy with my progress. Why isn’t he? I felt like he was trying to diminish my accomplishments and wear down my confidence. He convinced me that he’s actually really proud of me and that it’s just a matter of accuracy. Still, he didn’t have an answer for what to call my personal best now. Am I supposed to say my best is still that old 98 or maybe “somewhere in the low 90s”? What do I tell myself to shoot for when I’m goal setting before a round – “today I want to break 90-ish”? What’s it to him? Well, I came up with the answer the very next day when we played together at Mountain View. I shot a solid, non-adjusted 91 from the whites which I can now claim as my official personal best. Hah. So, I broke the “low 90-s” target. I wonder what would have happened if I had been shooting for that 89 or 90 I wanted to have in my head.

The whole thing is silly, because even though it’s a better official score, I know that my round at Moorpark was better golf. So when I say my personal best is 91 at Mountain View, I’ll be thinking Moorpark. And in my handicap records, I still posted an 89.

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Have a nice day, Nebraska! Thanks for the great service.

I don’t know if it’s the entire population of the state, the policy of the golf course, just this one guy, or if it was just “right place, right time.” Whichever it is, I recently had one of the best experiences in customer service at a golf course I’ve ever had. And it was easily the most above and beyond gesture of accommodation I’ve ever experienced or even witnessed. Of course, it was just one guy, the starter/pro (I guess he was the course pro) who checked me in at Tara Hills in Papillion, Nebraska.

I originally went to Johnny Goodman which was a little closer to where I was staying. I called to make sure that there weren’t any tournaments or anything that would prevent me from getting out. However, I neglected to ask if they had any rental clubs. They didn’t, and I was out of luck. However, they recommended Tara Hills due to its proximity and I called over before going to make sure they had some clubs. The guy said they had one set but warned me that it was in pretty sorry shape. No problem; I’ve played with crap clubs before.

So I headed on over and checked in at the pro shop. He charged me $29 to ride and $10 for the clubs and went down to retrieve the rental set for me. Upon his return, he was exceedingly apologetic for the condition of the clubs, which he left downstairs by the carts for me. He even told me to come back in after the round and he’d refund the $10 because it just wasn’t right to charge me for them. He said how he wished they had a nicer set of women’s clubs for me to use and asked if I swung the club pretty hard. I told him that I actually use men’s clubs at home, to which he responded by excitedly informing me that I could use his own clubs and he rushed right out and got them for me. Now, I don’t know about you, but I don’t even know of any friends that let friends borrow their clubs. And it’s not like it was some shabby set, either. I forget what the fairway metals were, but they were nice Titleist irons, Cleveland wedges, a Titleist hybrid and what looked like a brand spanking new Titleist driver! I have to say, I was reluctant and nervous to accept, but it was such a generous offer and he was so upset about having me use the other set. He told me there were balls and tees in the bag and to help myself. Is this guy for real?

So I headed out to the first tee, acutely aware that it can be seen from the pro shop and that, if roles were reversed, I’d be watching that first shot. One of my strengths is that I typically get off a solid first tee shot and start the round well. Typically. In fact, I can’t remember the last time I didn’t get off the first tee in decisive fashion. Until now. The poor guy. I hope he didn’t see it, because he surely would have spent the next few hours worrying. He didn’t come out to swap clubs so maybe he missed it. There was a little thick stuff to carry the fairway and I was so nervous and hacking so terribly it took me four just to get into it. Then I took an unplayable lie , hit it up to the fairway, where I finally hit a solid shot just left of the green and ended up salvaging a nine (NINE!) which I had to adjust later to an eight to post. Worst hole in recent memory (five-putt notwithstanding — at least I found the green on that one).

Here’s the site of my first hole debacle. Just at the bottom of
the hill is the rough stuff I finally found after four shots.

I did settle down after that and shot a 100 (adjusted from 101 due to the fiasco at #1) from the whites, which is about normal for me. I even pulled off bogeys at the 1 and 2 handicap holes, which were mighty difficult due to landing areas.

I saw him at the turn when I went in to use the facilities and he asked how the clubs were treating me. I told him I got off to a rough start but all was well. If he did see my shenanigans, he was too polite to mention it, even though he would have been well within his right to.

It was my first time playing with a hybrid club, and it was my best club of the day. I definitely will be acquiring one or two of those in the near future. Then, after not trying it all day, I hit a nice five wood off the tee at the number one handicap hole that I put right where it was supposed to go. I joined up with a guy named Mike who was a tremendous help on tips like that (he did request a caddy fee after that one).

Here’s the 18th hole (#1 handicap). The ideal shot – and where mine went – is right up
between the 150 stake and the tree to its right, a little closer to the tree. From there, it
rolls down to a nice flat spot where you have a close approach shot to the green to the left.

Overall, it was a neat little affordable course with friendly folks and plenty of challenges. Special thanks to Mike and especially Benji. I do suspect that the congenial nature is built into Nebraskans. Every local person I talked to, whether in the airports, hotel, or rental car facility, were so naturally cordial. When they said “have a nice day,” (and they all said it), I really felt like they actually wanted me to … have a nice day!

 

For all my New England friends and other Patriots’ fans. A real NE fan from the “other” NE.

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We Help Us

This blog is kind of like a diary for me, and while it’s primarily a golf diary, it’s mine to use as I wish. This post is not about golf. Just a heads up for those readers who only want golf stories.

Maybe I have a fragile psyche. The question I ask myself is whether or not I’d like to strengthen it. With me, it’s kind of all or nothing so I’d probably have to really shut off my emotions and be a hard, cold person to achieve that. After September 11, 2001, it took me about a year to not feel guilty for even smiling. I swore I would change my life and make something more meaningful out of it. I didn’t.

With all the suffering in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, again I feel guilty for enjoying anything. I admit I have golfed, but I’ve tried my best to not enjoy it. How stupid is that? I mean, if we can’t go about our normal lives, that’s like letting Mother Nature win, right? Wait, I think I’ve got some crossed wires in my programming. Anyway, I haven’t been inspired to write anything or post anything because it just didn’t seem important enough with all that’s going on.

I see all the finger pointing going on over what went wrong. I agree that there were some serious problems with the “emergency response” but isn’t what really went wrong that a giant f*&%ing hurricane hit the coast? At least after 9/11 we not only had someone to blame, we had someone taking responsibility for it. That made it easy for everyone to rally together against the bad guys, feel really angry and figure out what to do about it. Okay, so that response was (is) troublesome, too, but that’s another article altogether. So people are looking for someone to blame. Here’s a hint: they call it an “act of God.” Or, if you prefer, an “act of Nature.” I know, I know, it’s hard to get angry at and especially hard to punish God or Nature. And since we, as humans, have the ability to help one another in times of crisis, the scrutiny is going to fall on those with the power to do the most. The angry wrath of the masses will follow when that scrutiny uncovers errors, ineptitude or the perception of it.

Meanwhile, I use the same rationale to blame myself and feel guilty. I’m neither nature nor God (really?), not even an elected official. Somehow, I still feel like I’m one of the ones with the “power to do the most” yet I sit back and do nothing. Therefore I feel guilty and try not to let myself enjoy even the smallest pleasures while the people are dying and suffering. A lot of good that does. So, with that in mind, I want to share my idea for helping because I know I won’t get off my ass and do it and maybe someone else actually will run with it.

We Help Us

When people see suffering, we want to help. At least most of us do. Some people are fortunate enough to be able to help by contributing piles of money. Some have the luxury to be able to donate their time and actually get in there and physically help. These people are even more fortunate because now that they’ve contributed they can feel better that they helped. Most of us can only afford to donate a little money and have to continue to work and pay the bills instead of volunteering our time or we’d end up homeless and in need of others’ help. We’d feel better if we could do more, but there’s just no way without putting ourselves in a worse situation. So WE need to help US. The victims or survivors of Katrina need the most help, and the rest of us need help helping.

My idea is to start a charitable foundation to which people who can afford it donate money and the rest of us can donate time. The reason the rest of us can now afford to take the time to donate is because the donated money is going to pay our salaries while we take leaves of absence from our careers. Businesses donate employees and either make the sacrifice to have an open position or fill it temporarily and essentially donate the amount of the salary themselves. We can try to make it socially unacceptable for businesses to just outright replace you, but in rare circumstances where the employer is that rotten, the foundation will also cover the cost of the temporary replacement employee, or even provide said employee because we’ll have a bank of people looking for ways to help. If people can afford to donate time without financial assistance, that’s great, too. Those people can either fill in for absent employees or go to the disaster area and help. It could even help with the unemployment situation by making more jobs available, at least temporarily.

We’d have to start from the top down. The first volunteers would have to be high level executives and human resource types who can get this thing running and keep it organized. Ideally, they’ll need to actually donate some time at first until we get the wheels on. Of course we’ll need kickass fundraisers to get some key initial donations so we can get the word out quickly and start getting the money rolling in right off the bat to cover the expenses and start supplementing worker incomes. Eventually, we’d have all levels of workers contributing, from senior management to construction, to people helping someone move into a new home or cleaning the kennels of the displaced animals. And of course, since the jobs are subsidized, it can also be helping the victims help themselves while earning an income doing it.

I’m serious. This could really be the next big charitable organization, the likes of the Red Cross. Now who can put it together or has an idea to help me get it started? I’d just like to see it get done so if someone wants to steal the idea, that would be great, too. In the mean time, I’m going to go back to my daily life which includes golfing and writing about it. I’m sure I’ll still feel pangs of guilt over it, but like I said at the start of this article, I’m not sure I want to strengthen my psyche. I don’t want to not care. Besides, crying can be healing.

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Support Soule Park – a great deal!


Not far from Ojai Valley Inn, the ritzy, highly touted and spendier Ojai golf course, is Soule Park. It’s one of our favorites in the area. It sustained about $3 million in damage during the winter rains and is still struggling. I read that there were issues with the management company trying to get out of its lease, and I don’t know what’s going on with that. They are rebuilding, so something’s working and someone sees the value.

Hole #2 (photo courtesy greenskeeper.org)

Some of the roads leading to the area were also washed out and last time we went there, there was only one way in and out of Ojai and it was down to one lane and took forever with alternating the traffic in two directions.

Our club championship was supposed to take place there this coming October but had to be moved. Even though all 18 holes are open, their SCGA course and slope ratings are no longer accurate. The number one and two handicap holes (7 and 15) are the ones that were most effected by the rain because they were split by that ravine which is now more than twice its original size. I think the irrigation system was also washed out.

Renovation Status

I called to find out about the status this morning and spoke with Gunther (thanks, Gunther). According to him, they have about a month and half left to go in their full renovation process. It will be re-rated by the SCGA once it’s complete; for now things are just changing too quickly. They’re re-doing all the greens in addition to repairing the damage (meanwhile, the turf from the old greens have been moved up for temporaries). It will take until about March for everything to grow in after the renovations are done, but it’s still a playable course. It is playing shorter now because of the moved-up greens, but it is also becoming a par 71 course (used to be 72). They’re changing the par 5 #7 (formerly the #1 handicap hole) into a long par 4 because they can’t put the green on the other side of the “creek.” They’re going to extend #15 (formerly the #2 handicap) into a longer hole, but it will remain a par 4. It sounds like the difference in par is just because of #7. It will be interesting to see what other changes are made and how the holes are handicapped after the renovations are complete.

What a deal!

It’s always been a great deal for such a nice place, but now they’re offering discounted renovation rates so it’s $38 to ride on the weekend! That’s the same price as Mountain View (a scrappy but fun little course, but a dog-run in comparison to Soule)! Twilight, which starts at 2:00, is only $21 to ride and there’s plenty of time to get in 18 before the sun goes down. Plus, it’s not very busy because of all this, so pace of play will be swift.

Gunther also told me that it’s easier to get in and out of Ojai now, too. They’re almost done with the work on some of those roads and now there are two ways in and out and it’s not quite as slow. It’s only about a 45 minute drive from the south end of Ventura County, and absolutely worth it.

I definitely look forward to playing it when it’s all fixed up. I have only played there once since the damage occurred, and we received such a warm welcome and personal service. The people were so nice and accommodating — maybe because they’re really appreciative of the support, maybe because it’s Ojai or they’re just good people. I’m going to try to get up there again soon and support this great little course and the people who came to its rescue, whoever they are.

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Dreaming of Golf – great practice?


Last night I had a very realistic and vivid golf dream.

Now, I don’t normally remember courses hole for hole and sometimes don’t even remember the hole once I’m standing at the tee again. Greg is amazing at doing this. He can remember every golf hole and every course layout he’s ever played and how he has played it. I wish I had that ability, because that kind of information would really be useful! The only ones I can picture or describe are the two where I got aces, the nine par 3s at Sinaloa (because I’ve played them dozens of times) and a few at Westlake (again, because of repetition). When really pressed or reminded by Greg, I might be able to conjure some sketchy and uncertain details in my mind. Even when I take pictures, that doesn’t cover the whole hole, and I often don’t remember the unseen portion. When I recognize a hole from the tees or a picture from the tees, that doesn’t mean I know what’s beyond what I can see and how I should play the hole. If I’m ever in a really competitive situation, I would definitely want to play the course first and take some serious notes. But I digress.

As I was saying, last night I had a very realistic and vivid golf dream. I’ve been awake for awhile now so I can’t be sure, but I feel like the course was Soule Park in Ojai, CA. (The dream also inspired the Soule Park post.) Now that I’m awake, I can only summon a couple of images from this course: the gaping ravines and broken cart paths and bridges that washed away in all the rains, and the little par 3 (might be #10 since it’s right near the clubhouse) with the elevated tees going over what used to be a lake but drained into the river during the storms. In my dream, it was all fixed up. I could see every shot on every hole clearly and played a really good round. However, I don’t think I saw any of the putting so it might not have been that good of a round after all.

Every shot was clean and went right where I wanted. Even though I didn’t develop any muscle memory with those shots, I still feel like it was good practice. If the power of the subconscious can recall things I can’t remember when awake, it must also work the other way, right? Maybe those swings will get ingrained in my subconscious and materialize on a real course. I can almost feel it now. Now I just need some subconscious putting practice!

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TiVo tips for golf fans

With golf on so many channels and at different times with different titles, it can be difficult to schedule a TiVo to catch it all. There is a way to get most of what you’re looking for without having to program the system daily or weekly. It will still use the season pass system, but requires some manual input and is set up through the wish lists.

Let’s say you’re just interested in watching all PGA tour events.
Under TiVo Central, choose Pick Programs to Record
Then select Search Using WishLists
Select Create New WishList
Select Keyword WishList
Enter in the words PGA GOLF and select Done creating Keywords
Select Sports as the category and Golf as the subcategory (this will help prevent – but not eliminate – recording shows about PGA Golf in addition to the events)
Choose Auto-record WishList programs

Done! This setting will record all PGA Golf events with those words in their title, including European PGA Golf.
Caution: Be aware that not all events have that in their title (I have a separate Keyword Wish List for Masters).
Caution: Also, this example won’t pick up LPGA events just because it contains PGA in the string. You’ll need a separate wish list for that. (You can use an asterisk as a wild card by pressing the “slow” key on the remote when entering in the letters for your wish list, but it only works at the end of a word.)

To be even more accurate in getting only the programming you want recorded, you can check in your To Do List to make sure the programs you want are there and delete any programs it has picked up that you don’t want. A shortcut to access your To Do List is from TiVo Central, press the number 2 (as in 2-do) and voila, you’re there.

Tip number two

Golf often goes longer than scheduled. Tired of your TiVo cutting off after the allotted time and missing the playoff or having to program it to record two shows after the event to make sure you get it all? There’s an easier way. (Works for any sporting event that goes into overtime and extends beyond the scheduled time.)

Whether you have it set as a season pass or to record one-time only, select the program from your To Do List or Season Pass Manager. If you do it in the Season Pass Manager, you’ll only have to do it once.
From the To Do List, select the name of the program you want and then select Options.
From the Season Pass Manager, select the name of the program and then select Change recording options.
Scroll down to Stop Recording and use the left and right arrow keys to toggle between choices for how long you want it to record. I have my golf set to record 1 hour longer than scheduled.
Press the Select button twice to activate your changes and you’re done. It might give you warnings if you have programs that overlap because of your new choices, and you can accept or decline.

The more I know how to manipulate it, the more my TiVo satisfies me. It doesn’t even care that I have another TiVo in the bedroom.

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Hello Nebraska! If you built it, I will come.

I’m looking for a field of dreams in Nebraska. Well, maybe a track of dreams. Well, I guess it doesn’t have to be cut right out of the corn, either. Starting to get the picture?

Somewhere in the middle of all that corn, there must be golf in Nebraska. They said in Iowa (where the actual “field of dreams” is) there was more corn than people and I managed to find a great little muni course I liked there.

I don’t think I have any regular readers from Nebraska, but I sure would appreciate some recommendations in the Omaha area before next week. In my experience, when it comes to public courses, the most expensive course isn’t always the best. Besides, I can find those listings on the internet, but I’d like to know about the hidden gems or underrated courses and play like the locals. Can anyone help me out?

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Goose Abuse!

I know they can be annoying and I’ve had my share of goose by-product on my clubs, ball and shoes. I also know golf can be frustrating. But anger management should be handled appropriately on the golf course. Take it out on the ball with your driver off the tee like the rest of us. Seek therapy off the course. Don’t take it out on the poor geese. This moron should be wearing a helmet at all times and should not be allowed to drive a motorized vehicle of any kind or be allowed to hold club-like objects. How could you kill a silly goose? This story made me sick. Misdemeanor disorderly conduct? People in his community should find out if this guy wets his bed and keep an eye on him as a possible sociopath and future serial killer.

I call this one Gary. He’s our local orange-footed friend at Mountain View in Santa Paula, CA. He may not even be a goose, certainly not Canadian, but come on. Look at him!

No, this is not what I meant by “the goose is coming,” it’s just another goose installment. Stay tuned…Next post.

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