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New additions to the lineup

Sometimes you find the greatest things in the comments.

More Golfchix

A reader recently posted a comment turning me onto some more online golf chicks. GolfchiX, actually. It’s a radio show you can listen to online or on Sirius or wherever it has been picked up. It features three great golf chicks: Susan Hunt, “a seasoned network cable correspondent and producer;” Linda Giaciolli, “the mother of all sports agents;” and Amy Alcott (do I really need to introduce this LPGA hall of famer?).

It’s an hour long show by the “founding mothers of golf talk radio.” Check it out at www.golfchix.com. I have added them to my links list. Also newly added is someone I should have added a long time ago, and someone they interviewed on a recent Golfchix show: Geoff Shackelford. I don’t know what took me so long.

The reader who directed me to the Golfchix has an interesting product and I’ve linked him in the product category: Tartan Golf Grips.

And still another golf chick

We have a new female golf blogger in our midst. This was another discovery from the comments section – Patricia The golfgirl) is the new hip chick on the golf blogosphere scene. (I guess golfchick was taken.) It’s great to see another woman blogging about golf and she brings a fresh perspective with her golf diary. Her style and her game seem decidedly more girlie than my own, plus she includes photos of herself which the guys will definitely appreciate. Check her out. Welcome, golfgirl!

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The Future of Golf?

There’s a new golf league in town, just launched today.

What is it?

A golf league with match play competitions in team play format for aspiring PGA and LPGA tour players, with involvement from the fans! The Pro Team Golf League.

It almost seems too obvious, begging the question: Why hasn’t this been done before?

I was invited to attend a press conference for the launch of a “new golf experience that we think will dramatically change how the game is played professionally, and how it is enjoyed by fans.”

I know – that’s what I said – suuuuure! Can it really be that important?
I have to admit, I was pretty intrigued. I sometimes get requests to try and/or review and/or promote new products and most of them are less than impressive, which is why you don’t see too much of that here.

This one is the real deal, and really could be game changing for golf. Wait, that’s not right. Of course golf will still be golf. They’re not going to change the rules or anything. In fact, all the competitions will be golf by USGA rules. And all the golf will be in team match play format much like that of the Ryder Cup. That’s where the traditional aspects end.

So who plays?

Teams are assembled from “touring professional golfers not playing on the PGA or Nationwide tours.” I guess this means that anyone playing on the LPGA is eligible? But I digress. I think I did see somewhere on their website that LPGA players are also ineligible, which hints that there might be female teams or even co-ed teams being developed. Right now, there are two teams – USA and Canada – which have been assembled from the top money earners on the Canadian Tour. From the looks of it, Canada currently has a numbers advantage with 11 players to the USA’s 10, but I guess things are still in the works.

They’re planning a kickoff event of USA vs. Canada to be held in Jamaica this December. They expect to have eight North American teams for the inaugural 2007 season.

This seems like a great farm system for young players to develop their games and get ready for the big leagues. (Not to mention a good way for the USA to actually develop some team skills so they can make a showing at future Ryder Cups!) And, as mini-tour players know, trying to make it to the bigs the “usual” way costs a lot of money and not everyone has the necessary trust funds or sponsorships.

So what do the fans have to do with it?

Well, it’s like fantasy golf except your decisions actually show up in reality! Fans can decide on pairings and strategies for their teams, and those decisions are given to the “ProCoach” (you can be one!) who actually manages the team based on the collective ideas. (I think. Maybe everyone’s a ProCoach.)

Tell me more

So, if you’re a professional golfer and want to play on a team… OR
if you’re a fan and you want to manage a team or be a ProCoach… OR
if you actually want to assemble a new team of real players… OR
you just want to know more about this potential new phenomenon,
check it out at www.ptgl.com.

Is this as big as it seems to me?

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Punta Espada Video

Inspired by Rich at Eatgolf, I finally decided to get off my butt (or on it, actually) to put together this 3:48 video of the back nine at Punta Espada, my happy place.

Music credit: I want to be Charo, by The Mudhens.

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It’s finally time for the Ryder Cup!

Finally, the golf event with the most build up is upon us!

In my opinion, this event is worthy of all the recognition it receives. Yes, even more than the Masters. It’s about the best golfers in the world competing for honor, not money. Not that there’s anything wrong with money, but golf is a game of honor, with rules largely enforced by its own players. I can’t think of another sporting event that compares. Sure, you have the olympics (where the athletes used to be amateurs) but those sports are either judged or ruled over by officials at every play.

Now that I’m a golfer, I’m a golf fan. Now that I’m a golf fan, I have chosen my favorite golf event. It is the Ryder Cup. Others have their advantages and I like them for different reasons, but I hereby make my choice official.

There is SO much television coverage with this one! Still, the only day that conflicts with my Angel’s attempt to rally against the A’s in their pursuit of the playoffs is Saturday. I’m sure my TiVo(s) and I will figure something out!

Hey, Team U.S.A. I think the European team is trying to tell you something with this photo. It’ll be like taking candy from a baby! Go get that trophy!
(photo: Getty images from www.rydercup.com)

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Do Wie really need another post on Michelle?

Or another not-so-clever use of Wie in a sentence?

Awhile back, I put in my two cents on how Michelle Wie should gauge her success (or failure). Other than that, I have avoided commenting on all the hype and hoopla surrounding her.

My blogger friend Tony over at the Hooked on Golf blog is calling for a boycott on all “Wie articles” until she wins something. How does he do it? With an article on Wie, of course. For this post, he asked me for a quote. Since he’s so special, I broke my own unspoken boycott to comment for him. I figure I should go ahead and post my own words here as well and leave it at that. At least for now.

If you’ve ever read my blog, you know that this is actually a short quote for me. Of course I have more to say on the issue, I just can’t be bothered. Here is the quote I gave Tony:

Michelle’s failures in the PGA tour events aren’t so much about her being female as they are about her lacking experience. However, her performance to date definitely indicates that her presence there in the first place has everything to do with that “novelty” aspect which is gender related. It’s becoming embarassing. Maybe they should start a “teen phenom” tour and have all the best boys and girls compete against one another. Then she could gain the experience she needs without having to accept all the sponsors’ exemptions and the boys would have a shot as well since they’re not getting those now. She does need to play more than the LPGA is currently allowing before she can get her card, I just don’t think it should be with proven players on the PGA when many mini-tour players could kick her ass. I think her ambitions are terrific and she should stick to them, but she needs a better path and better representation in order to get there instead of being a cash cow.

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The Golfchick’s Pick: Moorpark Country Club


This is it: my local favorite!


Hidden in plain sight, Moorpark Country Club is a sweet, sweet, tasty treat. I am tempted to keep this treasure to myself but I just have to sing its praises. A 27-hole course with each nine returning to the swanky clubhouse and five sets of tees, Moorpark will keep you interested and challenged with its Peter Jacobsen design. Avoiding commitment is easy around here with all the choices in golf courses, but this is my local favorite and if I had to pick a steady date, this would be my home course.

Note: If you’re not going to read the entire post, skip to the bottom to read about the discount offer!


Yes, it is a country club and memberships are available, however they are also open to the public which is great news for riff-raff like me. I don’t get to play too many private courses, so I really enjoy playing on the rare public course that is kept up to private course standards. They do that at Moorpark.

Steve Vigiano, the Director of Golf, bragged about the exquisite greens before my round. “That’s what they all say,” I thought. Can I trust a man who takes better care of his skin than I do? I certainly can. Golf course pros often have a snooty, slightly less than gruntled aroma about them. Not Steve. He puts the fessional back in golf pro. Someone so polished has no business being so accessible and genuine, but he is. Kind of like the golf course itself. I don’t know how long he’s been there, but maybe they’re rubbing off on each other. He’s genuinely proud of his course, he has good reason to be, and he represents it well.

Again I indulge my tangential thoughts. Dog bless blogs. Back to the course.

I think I mentioned the greens. When I close my eyes and picture one of the greens, my eyebrows raise, my mouth opens and I hold my fingers out like I could pet it. I might drool a little bit. They’re that nice.

Smooth, beautiful, polished and pure. These are the nicest greens around. We would all be better putters if we played on greens like this all the time.

Oh, I just want to get back out there and play it again!


The MaintenanceThey really stay on top of things and keep every hole looking and playing its best. For example, the fairways were recently attacked by a fairly new disease to these parts, called Gray Leaf Spot. They completely overhauled the course, putting in a new Bermuda base (Bermuda resists it) and will be overseeding with Rye to get that beautiful green color back. This only affected the fairways. The greens and tees are perfect. I just took these photos and you can see it’s already looking pretty good. Right now, it’s cart path only because they’re sensitive, but it’s still a beautiful course and completely playable. Soon it will be back to how it looks on their website. Comprehensive website, by the way. They’ve got descriptions and photos of every hole, scorecards for each nine and much more. Check it out at www.moorparkgolf.com.

Hole #1 on the Ridgeline nine.

The NinesOf the three nines, Canyon Crest, Ridgeline and Creekside, it’s difficult to pick a favorite. Each one has its own personality and style.

Creekside requires serious strategy and shot making capabilities with its doglegs and carries. Ridgeline will also test your skills with its long, narrow, undulating design. Canyon Crest is probably the friendliest nine with wider landing areas and more approachable greens. If I had to play this course only once (thankfully I don’t!), I think I’d prefer to play Creekside and Ridgeline. I feel like I’d be getting the most golf there somehow. If I had to compete there, I think I’d pick Canyon Crest and Creekside. Not that Creekside is easier – in fact, the course and slope ratings are higher; perhaps it’s just more suited to my game than Ridgeline. Not that my score showed it, but I can feel it. I guess since I picked Creekside in both scenarios I could say that’s my favorite. For now.

Creekside #4 – La Bruja Verde (The green witch). This is the first forced carry on this dogleg left par 4.


Looking back on the “green witch” from beyond the green. You can see the creek that cuts across it – the second forced carry. The fairway beyond that was the first landing area. Or you can try to cross both on your tee shot if you’re brave.

Ridgeline #3: Don’t mistake whimsy for sarcasm. This sprinkler head means business as does this golf hole! At 266 yards out (as measured by the GPS), this is all the yardage you need to know from here. Unless you can hit the ball like Tiger Woods, lay up from here or even 100 yards closer. (Look for other fun sayings on sprinkler heads around the course! Uncle Jim discovered this baby.)

Same hole as above, looking at the green from about 150 yards closer than the “Eat Your Wheaties” marker.

I had to throw in this photo from the MPCC website to illustrate the importance of eating your Wheaties if you’re not going to lay up. Same hole as above. Short is obviously trouble, but long is no picnic either. It’s nothing but wildlife and rattlesnakes on this hill behind the green. In my opinion, this is the toughest hole of the 27.

Note: none of the nines are walking courses. It’s just too spread out and hilly. Even for you die hard walkers, I wouldn’t try it even if they’d let you. Don’t worry, though, the carts are primo with coolers and illustrated GPS devices.

Ratings and Tee selections

As I mentioned, they have five sets of tees, which offer a nice selection for men and women alike. Female golfers often find that to be a welcoming sign. Two of the sets of tees are considered “lady’s” as evidenced by their position on the bottom of the scorecard and that they only have one set of ratings. I played the white (middle) tees – which are rated for both men and women – in order to get a better vantage point for my assessment, but I’m sure I’ll be trying out both the reds and the golds. I’ll be playing the whites again, too – I know I can do much better than my 146 (that’s 27 holes, not 18).

As for which sets of 18 are considered more or less difficult, that really depends on which tees you choose. For example, if a woman plays the white tees, the Canyon Crest/Creekside combo is rated the highest for difficulty. If she plays the red tees, the Ridgeline/Creekside combo has the honors. Since the ratings aren’t on the versions of the scorecards they have on their website, here they are for your convenience:

The Facilities

The public range and practice facilities are first rate to complement the rest of the course. The restaurant rates four stars and there is lovely patio seating outside the restaurant and bar with a nice view of some of the golf holes you just played.

There is also a members-only range at the top of the hill hitting down it.

The Service

They really take care of people at Moorpark. Members and riff-raff alike are treated like they’re at a resort. The greens fees, while high compared to some other local courses, are nowhere near the fees of resorts with similar course conditions and amenities. They have special packages, ladies’ days, and are doing all the right things to make your experience not just excellent but an excellent value. Plus, you are special so you can get the Golfchick discount! Hey, instead of just killing time with this extra long post, there’s actually a reward with this one.

Get there

If you live within 60 miles of this golf course, you really shouldn’t miss it. Hell, I’ve been known to drive a lot farther than that to play courses that aren’t this nice. So there’s my not so secret secret. Anyway, with three nines they keep the flow organized and moving along for a nice pace of play, so go ahead and fill ’em up.

I told Steve I was going to write about the course and asked if they could give my readers some kind of deal. He was generous enough to agree! So, when you reserve your tee-time, tell them the Golfchick sent you and enjoy a 30% discount off their regular rack rates! And please, please, please, repair your ball marks. I don’t want the velvety greens I pet in my daydreams to morph into the pock-marked face of Tommy Lee Jones. Bglylehlchh!

Update 12/20/06: The Golfchick discount period has expired. For discounted teetimes, book them online at the Moorpark CC website.

Bonus shots. It just wouldn’t be a complete Golfchick review without restroom photos.

Update: As was pointed out to me by an astute reader, I neglected to mention WHERE this terrific golf course is in the world. (I did link their website, which has that information, but still – what a faux pas on my part!) The answer is Moorpark, California, which is about 45 minutes from Los Angeles. Here is the address and phone number:

Moorpark Country Club
11800 Championship Drive
Moorpark, California 93021
Ph:(805) 532-2834
www.moorparkgolf.com (you can get directions on the website)

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Natural Golf on Mars

Martians must be huge. Look at the size of this golf hole!

The Victoria Crater on Mars On its way to Victoria, Nasa’s rover, “Opportunity” better watch its back lest it get smushed by a giant golf ball heading into the cup. Oh wait. Maybe that’s just the ball mark on a giant green. Holy crap – imagine the size of the actual hole if that’s the case.

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Track the Ryder Cup

Are you a die hard Ryder Cup fan (either team?) Here’s a site to watch: Ryder Cup Diary.

It’s a blog style site, not affiliated with the PGA or Ryder Cup. But it’s all Ryder Cup, all the time. It’s got posts about players & teams, the course, history, news, and more.

Here’s a snippet from a post about Ryder Cup odds:

 

So what are the betting odds at this stage? Who do the betting public favour? We had a quick look at PaddyPower.com

Europe to win 8/11
USA to win 5/4
Tie 10/1

This means that at this stage the Europeans are favourites which is amazing when you look at the depth of the US Team.

Lets revisit this after the European Team is finalised and see if there is any change in sentiment…

It seems like a pretty comprehensive and organized Ryder Cup resource to me. Check it out.

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My theory on Tiger Woods – you heard it here first

No human being can play golf that well so consistently. The kind of domination Tiger Woods wields over everyone in the world who plays golf requires a mental consistency of which no human being is capable. Therefore, Tiger Woods is not human. So what is he? Well, I have a few theories and stay with me because they kind of blend into each other. They are:

A. Tiger Woods is a robot
B. Tiger Woods is an alien
C. Tiger Woods is a changeling

First, you know we common folk aren’t aware of the truly cutting edge technology that exists and prototype testing that goes on in secret. Tiger could be the product of the uber-private robotics industry. This could either be done in the private sector or by a major government power. Given that he is an American, probably the United States government. I don’t see another country’s government just handing us a winner like that even if it meant a better cover.

Second, you know we are not alone. Not only in the universe, but here on Earth. Exhibit A: The praying mantis. A friend recently pointed out to me that they are, of course, actually aliens and I completely agree. Look at their cool demeanor and the way they observe the world and indeed, you. Look at the way they control their numbers on Earth in order to remain inconspicuous until they decide to take over: the females bite the heads off of the males after mating. I think they know that the human form has the greatest advantage over other species on the planet and they will take the form of humans once we have killed ourselves off with our stupidity. Tiger might just be their prototype. That’s where the third theory comes in and the blending begins.

Perhaps the aliens are capable of a changeling type of metamorphosis.

Is this what Tiger looked like before the change?

“Achieving trust is always the final step with a change.” – Tiger Woods
Maybe deep down, he wasn’t talking about his swing.

More than likely, their evolution is so far beyond our own that we couldn’t even comprehend the kind of mental discipline, intelligence and physical power they possess. Maybe they didn’t want to “waste” one of their own by experimenting with the form of a human. Instead, they developed a robotic simulation of themselves for the test. I guess the simplistic human equivalent would be like sending a monkey into space before a human.

How about when he doesn’t win?

If Tiger ever has a bad hole, four in a row, comes in second in a tournament or even misses a cut, you can bet it’s by design. They don’t want to blow their cover. It’s just that their little experiment has his own highly involved intelligence center (way beyond our simple brains). He’s fully capable of winning every tournament every time and they let him dominate the sport but he’s gotta make it look good. Lately, I think he disobeyed some of his orders and is drawing too much attention to himself. I wonder if they’ll rein him in a bit.

But he’s so emotional!

Oh, and what about that emotional display at the British Open? Was that some kind of flaw in the dominant mental system? Not at all. He became attached to his earthly father and probably has some true feelings there, but I think he never would have expressed them. The superiors were looking for a way to make him appear more human, so after his “father” died, they had him miss a cut and then activated his emotion chip on the 18th hole at the Open. I wonder if his earth family and Steve Williams are the biggest victims of the deception or if the aliens are using some kind of mind control in order to let them in on it.

Why Tiger?

Okay, so why would they choose to do this with a golfer? Easy. They wanted it to be an athletic figure so they could test the physical capabilities of the human body. They wanted him to be a public figure because it’s just fun to bamboozle so many people. Of the sports, golf is the most mentally challenging. But most importantly, it’s the sport with the most nature around so the mantis can observe unobtrusively. I’d like to see some of that nose-hair zoom camera work at the next PGA event focusing on the mantis leader.

So, there you have it. Tiger Woods is a robotic changeling alien. You heard it here first.

Photos courtesy Erich Mangl.

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It’s my golf-i-versary!

Happy two years to me!

Not to be confused with a golf blog-i-versary. Exactly two years ago today, I took up golf.
When I passed the one year mark, I officially declared that I was no longer a beginner. Now? I’m just another mediocre golfer. Yay, me!

Just thought I’d throw in this random photo of a golf dog I spotted at Mountain View awhile back. Check out the cool convertible rides. Two of my favorite things – golf and dogs!

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